Amish Magic
source: submitted by Lee Bryant

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son,
I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and
a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not
taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

"Go get your mother."